2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

(Source: birdsofafeathercolchester)

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vanillish:

blogging on a computer

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mobile blogging

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pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

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ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos)

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We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.
Buddha (via kushandwizdom)

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

(Source: upgraders)

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